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Were you looking for something special yet sinfully shameful to wear on Halloween? Look no further: Put your assets on full display with this crotchless, open-cup teddy! Silver-colored studs accent the wet-look fabric, with skinny straps and a g-string back to Aspic the goods! Ties at the back of the neck - all he has to do is pull! Imported. Black. One Size fits most (6-12).
This Teddy harkens back to 2000BC when corsets left the breasts fully explosed wherein small strips of leather round the waist were used to curve round the outline of the breasts. It was around 1877 when combinations consisting of a chemise and pantaloons were invented, often made in red flannels and were crotch-less for convenience. Therefore, the idea of a crotchless one piece is a relatively new idea.
I happen to know these things because a certain european history teacher emphasized these details for one of my high school classes. I still remember those details decades later. If only all my other classes were like that!
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Adult Sexy Kinky's Halloween Costume
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This is one of those costumes that makes you stop and think, "Just how kinky is she to be doing it 24/7?" What kind of fetish is a 24/7 copy service? My I have 100 copies of your poontang for the moose club?
Adult Sexy Home Wrecker Halloween Costume
- Costume Includes 3pc complete set, Dress, Apron and Hat - Super Low Closeout Price. Large Print on the front "NEED A SCREW?"
You know, this is the main reason I go to Home Dickpot. I always need plenty of screws. And believe me, I've spoken with some hot cashiers who might as well be wearing this little number.
Adult Sexy Ball Buster Halloween Costume
- Costume Includes 3pc complete set, Dress, Apron and Hat - Super Low Closeout Price! Apron clearly says, "BALL BUSTER."
Now, it took me a while to figure this one out because I've known a few ball busters in my life. Then I thought, "Where do I like to go shopping for pornos?" BALL BUSTER VIDEO, of course!
Adult Sexy Sexaco Halloween Costume
- Costume Includes 3pc complete set, Dress, Apron and Hat - Super Low Closeout Price! Large Print on the front "PLEASE PAY BEFORE PUMPING."
At Sexaco, remember to bring cash because credit costs more - especially if your wife sees the credit card bill. Of course, most Sexaco's these days are "self-service" or "hand-pump," which is cheaper while "full service" is at a premium...
Adult Sexy Sexbucks Halloween Costume
- Costume Includes 3pc complete set, Dress, Apron and Hat - Super Low Closeout Price! Large Print on the front "got milk?"
You ever seen those beautiful, sexy baristas at Sexbucks? Sure, I'll take some milk. Are you lactating? I'll suck it from your tits. I don't need the coffee. My dick is awake already... OK, just squeeze it in my coffee.
Adult Sexy Pizza Slut Halloween Costume
- Costume Includes 3pc complete set, Dress, Apron and Hat - Super Low Closeout Price! Large Print on the front "TOO HOT TOO HANDLE."
I still remember when I was a kid. I used to tell my parents, "I wanna eat some Pizza Slut!" Then they'd slap me around and tell not to ask for such things. Here I am today, making up for lost time. I wanna slice of that Pizza Slut. I wanna keep licking and chewing until all that grease gets all over my face and up my nose!
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